Playing the game. -political humour. 


Trying to imagine a game of Clue with Trump supporters.
“Okay so I am going to take a character, a room and an it..”

“It was Clinton!”

“No wait, we haven’t started yet”

“Sorry, but it was her”

“Okay, ready. Who’s first?”

“Me”

“So roll the dice and pick a card”

(Rolls) “it was Clinton in the basement with a server”

“No, that’s not even a room on the board”

“That’s because it’s been covered up by the FBI”

“What?”

“You are just accepting the Mainstream Media lies”

“No, really, look at the board”

“You have to look deeper then just the surface, stop being a shepple”

“Look it’s a cardboard board, not a real house”

“That’s what they want you to believe”

“Listen, Clinton isn’t even in this game, it’s Mrs. white and..”

“Now you don’t think she had anything to do with it? Are you part of the cover up”

“Okay, this is getting out of hand, I will show you the cards in the envelope. See? No Clinton. It was Col Mustard in the kitchen with a candlestick”

“That’s not the real envelope”

“There’s only one envelope!”

“She must have deleted the other ones”

“There is only one bloody envelope”

“Keep digging, there will be another one, and it will say it was Clinton in the basement with a server”

“Look, here are the instructions, it lists what’s in the box. One, single solitary envelope”

“That’s just a corrupt legal department trying to hide what’s really there”

“……get out of my house”

“I bet I can find someone who has seen the real envelope on your computer”

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE”

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